1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"There was Maurice, next is size among the choir boys to" - Lord of the Flies, William Golding

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
cat

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
man vs. wild

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:49

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
television, cat snores, people moving around upstairs.


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
around 4:20, I was struggling home through the sleet for my moms birthday

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
a friend I haven't seen in a while's deviant art page

9. What are you wearing?
blue yoga pants, pink yoga jacket, black sleeveless t-shirt with laces up the sides

10. Did you dream last night?
yeah. my boyfriend was eating chesspieces. when I asked him why he said it was because he wanted to be godzilla. then he said he was the emporer of china and flew away.

11. When did you last laugh?
when the man on the television talked about how dangerous the monitor lizard he had was and then spun it around his head and slammed it against a tree to kill it. eventually he cut it open and ate its liver.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
upside down venus de milo, couple of salvador dali prints, pressed seaweed prints, oil pastel painting, tentacle flower painting, kurt cobain poster and a brokeback mountain poster.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
three grown people playing with 'mars mission' legos and making space-ship noises.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
not bad, in the grand scheme of things like this.

15. What is the last film you saw?
bender's game

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
one of the lesser-known gulf islands. the supplies needed to start my own hippie commune that could evolve graduually in to some sort of cult led by me.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I named my pinky finger Fabio

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
the middle east

19. Do you like to dance?
depending on my level of intoxication it may be very fun

20. George Bush:
don't get my hippie-dippie liberal sissy blood up

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Madison, Charlotte or Josephine

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Hunter, Levi, Gabriel or Isaac

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
totally! england, the netherlands, new zealand or peru!

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
do you want your levitating cloud of adorable puppies before or after the fondue bath?